@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS.
@SincerelyMen: "Seize the day" in Latin is "Carpe Diem" ..."Seize the day" in Douchebag is "YOLO"
@amydillon: My life these days is basically the "before" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop.