@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
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@RandomRamblr: Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?
@shutupmikeginn: I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'
@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.
@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.