@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Try2StopME: Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game.
@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.
@DanMentos: “Hello, Pizza Hut” Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? “eight” And a medium? “eight” *long pause* I’d like to speak with your manager
@DarkerWillow: You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls?? Are you sure you don't want some help filling out your dating profile sir?