@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
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@sofarrsogud: YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: I'm not into anything "weird", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF.
@iGreenMonk: 1)Print out a "WANTED" poster with your face on it. 2)Dress as a cop. 3)Go around asking people if they've seen this person.