@junejuly12: If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs.
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@GetCougarized: Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key.
@lisaxy424: It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
@GuyThe_Guy: I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.