@junejuly12: If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs.
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@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
@SuperJuanderer: [cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon. Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table