@jake_lach: If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?
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@amishschool: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
@tuckerflodman: [CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. "I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!
@briangaar: See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose.
@SaxMouse: When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends