@jake_lach: If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?
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@WilliamAder: Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@degg: just mowed the backyard [idiot mocking voice] "but deg what will u do this weekend?" hell, the way it grows i'll be able to mow sunday idiot
@fricken_jess: Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably.