@MomOnFire: If you don't clean up this room I will empty threat you so hard!
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@imadepoopstoday: Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious.
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....
@TheFearBoners: I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!