@MomOnFire: If you don't clean up this room I will empty threat you so hard!
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: But what will I eat? Nutritionist: *provides me with a list of healthy foods* Me: Nutritionist: Me: But what will I eat?
@IamEnidColeslaw: who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes
@Reverend_Scott: Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day.