@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
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@Reverend_Scott: BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]
@NotBachibawlz: I yelled at my wife "Your miniskirt is way too short!!" "Thats because its made for a woman" she replied "Now take it off & give it to me"
@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink