@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
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@mattyglesias: Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server.
@WesTheFatKid: "Because Im a goddamned rock star!" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned.