@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
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@squirrel74wkgn: I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Café with my eyes closed, squirting packets of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by.
@Marcmywords2: Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint.
@eminmien: "There's nothing wrong with being single." No. "I've got plenty of time." Sure. "I'm not lonely." Sir, are you going to buy anything?