@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@SteveSuckington: "Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?" -guy who invented ketchup packets
@LMFOFL: If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.
@XplodingUnicorn: Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet.