@Sutton_Speaks: If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.
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@MeetingBoy: When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot.
@astutenewf: YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street.
@birbigs: Russian skater just explained that he is "not a robot," proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics
@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"