@Sutton_Speaks: If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands.
@Parentpains: When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
@iwearaonesie: dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: "Dad do you want to go to Home Depot" dad: [voice catching] Sure son