@Sutton_Speaks: If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.
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@thepoetknight: *pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*
@andylassner: So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him.
@sad_tree: *Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*