@DamienFahey: If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
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@3sunzzz: 6yo: What is a solar eclipse? Me: Have you ever been outside in the dark? 6yo: yeah Me: same idea
@MarfSalvador: [Party] Her: *Nervous* I don't know anybody Him: It's ok I'll introduce you *into mic* hailing from Detroit & weighing in at I dunno 180lb
@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
@JoeP187: So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?