@SexyInsomniac: If you don't like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
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@jferg1616: Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.
@10InchesPlus: A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.
@heidi420x: I haven't been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn't lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I've told to cops.