@DaveWeasel: If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KyleMcDowell86: [Old lady] Please dont pet my dog. She's a service dog [Me] Omg I'm so sorry (stands up straight & salutes dog) Thank you for your service
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can't afford to get sick right now.