@ceejoyner: If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now.
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@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@ArfMeasures: ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect
@codyspencer0: Cereal box mascots give kids a dangerously positive view of animals who in the wild would literally kill them before they gave them cereal.