@ceejoyner: If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now.
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@aveuaskew: Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions
@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@mynameisntdave: I got robbed last night but in the best way possible: I was pickpocketed which means I didn't even have to talk to the person who robbed me.
@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.