@krustythe_klown: If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!
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@kevinrowe1: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
@aguywithnolife: brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held.
@daemonic3: Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
@jnrbtsn: I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.