@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.
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@SteveKoehler22: My fortune cookie message read : "You appeal to a small, select group of confused people" .... Uh huh ....
@joejwest: [on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please
@stanleybehrman: I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that..