@Alex_N_Chains: If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque.
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@wickedsuga: The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire.
@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
@EverydayGirlDad: As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry.