@Jaywoo74: If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss
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@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@T_Bonezzz_: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn
@sbrooks13: Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket. Novice dad reaction: "You ruined your pants." Veteran dad: "Thank God. I thought it was poop."