@Izianikapani: Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented.

@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher.

@BillPelicanBros: A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids.

@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.

@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.