@Jaywoo74: If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss
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@mrjohndarby: [date] me: so if u could change any part of your body what would it be? her: *laughing* I guess my ankles. what about you? me: well, u know the bit behind the knees? *awkward silence* me: *leans in closer* I'd love em to be as hairy as armpits
@brittwastaken: I want to find a way to get women naked, rub them with lotion, and convince them to pay me for it at the end. -The inventor of massage
@ceejoyner: When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said.