@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
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@Carols10cents: 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
@treywafer: Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix
@Thee1_4U: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb.
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't