@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
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@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.
@WouldbeAllen: Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER
@jwoodham: Ostriches would be scary as hell if they could fly or if they had arms, but they can't and they don't, so here we are. Stupid land birds.
@KKAlThani: Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss.