@smilely_gal: If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king.
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@TheWadest: Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives...
@SuperJuanderer: What idiot called them swordfish instead of... oh, no, wait, actually that's pretty good.
@msdanifernandez: Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont
@IndigoCheese: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly.
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