@Underchilde: If you drop food on the floor in public, it’s proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth.
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@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.