@_Mo_lee_: If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her
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@Michael1979: Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)
@TheRolo: [Dollar Store Interview] "What are your qualifications?" [Slides over a dollar] "Cashier job is yours" [Slides $2] "Welcome to Management"
@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.