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@E_lok44: If you eat enough ice cream
your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird.
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now.
Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name.
@HeyZeus666: Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas.
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
@DavidKlein5: Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools.