@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
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@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.
@BreadFoster: Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Deli counter guy told me bad things happen in 3's after he dropped his phone and bumped his head, so I complained about him to management.