@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
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@sploosk: Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD. THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO
@bad_as_you_want: My boss said , "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume
@trevso_electric: I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.