@FrenulumBreve: Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.

@SincerelyMen: Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed

@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.

@CanadianCyn: Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.

@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.