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@Wine_Honey1: If you ever come home and I'm in your house naked, I'm not stalking you. I just needed to borrow your wine opener, mine broke.

If you ever come home and I’m in your house naked, I’m not stalking you. I just needed to borrow your wine opener, mine broke.

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