@Pauly_Miller: If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter.
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@Contwixt: Me- "Sorry I can't" Friend- "Why not?" M- "Working on my book" F- "Neato! What about?" M- "It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"
@RandomAntics: The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is.
@Mr_Kapowski: *ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING