@BigMedwards: If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun.
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@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad
@Home_Halfway: WIFE: We really need to think about sticking to our monthly budget ME: *feeding my pet octopus a bag of emeralds* I agree
@UnFitz: *goes swimming in Australia* *is attacked by sharks* *crawls gasping onto deserted beach* *thanks god* *is promptly eaten by crocodiles*