@BigMedwards: If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun.
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@shutupmikeginn: I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie.
@DepecheALAmode: I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays.
@GreenishDuck: Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up.