@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark.
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@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@StellaRtwot: 6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.