@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.
@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.