@iamch0pper: if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "in jesus name amen"
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@Jacob_Swift16: Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA
@NicestHippo: Facebook has a link to "Report a Problem" so I wrote "I'm not very close with my father." Now we wait I guess
@underrateDad: Wrong hole, except its just me watching my 3 yr old try to squeeze his head through the sleeve of his t-shirt...
@xofreckles: You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?