@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.
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@TheKrisWilson: Considering "Thank You" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent "No, thank YOU!" cards and people will send them back and forth forever.
@YayatiSB: My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs.
@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.