@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised
@primawesome: This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up.