@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.
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@TravLeBlanc: A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself.
@liv_thatsme: "Thinking of getting a tattoo" Me: K "Thinking of getting some wallpaper" Me: NO! YOU'LL REGRET IT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.