@Parentpains: If you ever hear me say that I missed you it's only because I have bad aim.
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@erica_rosie: Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.
@Kyle_Lippert: Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!
@mikefossey: republican: taxes are bad democrat: they're good [i ride by on a skateboard eating go-gurt] its yogurt in a tube, dipshits. ever heard of it
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a woman who doesn't remember asking you to wake her up from a nap