@elvisknievil: If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie.
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@Token_Geezer: The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us...
@ThisOneSayz: "My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..." And then? "Cheese." Mmmm and then? "You close the door from outside."
@GensPlace: I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself..