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@Douchekevin: If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes, you'd hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day.

If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes,  you’d hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day.

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