@JasonLastname: If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive.
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@HomeProbably: It's amazing what happens when you take a little time to get to know someone. They become even more annoying.
@ZombieProblms: My wedding vows said "till death do us part." My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me.
@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?
@TheHyyyype: MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were