@JasonLastname: If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive.
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@RBColl: FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. "Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."
@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
@notacroc: DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*