@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.
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@zachreinert03: Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich
@iamspacegirl: me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.
@RyanHolmquist: Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then
@Pro_Jones_: Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all.