@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.
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@mrtruthandsoul: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield.
@kumailn: Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker....