@LeahTiscione: If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin
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@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*
@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost