@Jarhead44: If you ever wondered how long it takes for an over-heated microwave burrito to cool off, the answer is 37 days.
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@lisaxy424: I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related.
@jonny_is_good: Im the victim of an office bathroom power move. My guy used both air dryers to dry his hands while I just stood there like a wet handed fool
@TheOutli3R: Heard my husband scream "NOOOOOO!" from across the house, ran to see if he was okay, then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to "wash" his cotton candy and then appear visibly upset when it dissolves in the water.
@PariCalvia: That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "act natural, you're innocent."