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@tiemespankme: If you fall I will be there - Floor
@Try2StopME: Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples.
@bornmiserable: [ER: Goth Unit]
Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile
Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW
@mydmac: Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?
@dreamthievin: I threw up my hands in disgust last night.
Knew I shouldn't have eaten them.
@jakob_huber: Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out.