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@_NTFG_: If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold

If you feed me & have the heat on high,  I will fall asleep on you.  So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold

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