@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
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@juliussharpe: I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You…spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh…make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm…eat marbles
@causticbob: Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
@BadJordon: I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten.