@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
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@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
@JesseWeller: Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good.
@i_wasnt_looking: I can't stand fake people. Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop. Then you need to be Oscar winning fake.
@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today