@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
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@rickygervais: Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is.
@SICKOFWOLVES: I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH
@Distracted_Dad: 3: [in bedroom] *refuses to pick up toys* [at playground] *picks up three cigarette butts, a band-aid, and half a dead bird*