@dumbbeezie: If you find a stylist who can cut hair without talking, never let them go
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@beckyiniowa: My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species.
@NewDadNotes: Me: it’s cold and wet. Wipers: want me to smear the rain all over so you can’t see? Me: n-no. Defroster: I’ll fog every window in this car. Me: why? Windshield: here’s a small spot above the steering wheel to look through. Me: Windshield: I’m gonna need you to hunch over.