@Tmoney68: "If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you." - Philosophical soup kitchen chef
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre.
@JanineEB4: This cop standing next to my car wouldn't let me finish my tweet until I signed something for him. Why are some people so needy?!