@UniqueDude2: if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't
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@Book_Krazy: Call me crazy but "dropping the ball" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year.
@EBenita0517: You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"
@astutenewf: Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses.
@MartaEffing: [1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?