@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
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@Ygrene: *Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.