@KKAlThani: If you go by "there are plenty more fish in the sea" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish
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@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@AimeeHelene1: I had a dream I killed someone, and all I did was panic about being caught...and cry. Now I know I'd be a terrible murderer.
@Ristolable: [pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger