@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.
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@Reverend_Scott: [sees friend at the store] "Hi" Hey "Where's your better half?" The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question.
@captainkalvis: me: one shitty donut with gross frosting please bagel employee: you don't have to come here, you know