@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.
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@YeahDrewisOn: Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?
@SortaBad: Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around
@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."
@smithsara79: Oh really, we have nothing in common? Then how do you explain neither of us being able to stand me