@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.
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@CharmandBrains: *Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now.
@FunnyTunes: Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
@TheTweetOfGod: It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains.