@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?
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@Reverend_Scott: How to open new toy: 1. Cut tape with machete. 2. Take shot. 3. Undo 23,518 twist ties. 4. Take 3 shots. 5. Watch child play with box.