@AaronFullerton: If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions.
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@thenoahkinsey: As long as the stupid phrase "interracial relationship" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a "color-coordinated relationship."
@AnkCoupleTO: I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill
@KaysNH: I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.