@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?
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@KentWGraham: I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor.