@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?
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@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@Jesssicle: Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell? Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.