@marcusparkersol: If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.
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@Angibangie: -If I'm wearing matching bra and undies, I better get more than a cuddle. McDonald's worker: Another bad date huh? Have some free fries...
@squirrel74wkgn: I wonder what happens if you put on Axe body spray and Old Spice deodor- ＰＯＯＦ！[ponytail appears]
@rolldiggity: When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, "Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."