@marcusparkersol: If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.
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@moxieblogger: I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her.
@Super_Cynthia: I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN
@DrunksWithGuns: Her: I'm leaving... Me: Good. Go. I never loved you in the first place. Her:...for the store. Me: Oh.....Pick me up some Funyuns?