@charmfoz: If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison.
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@BlindChow: (1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?
@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.